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A Coming Home Gift"

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jan 9, 2004.

  1. okie

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    Oct 28, 2001
    Muskogee Ok.
    After being away on business for a week before Christmas, Tom thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift.

    "How about some perfume?" he asked the cosmetics clerk.
    She showed him a bottle costing $50.

    "That's a bit much," said Tom, so she returned with a smaller bottle for $30.
    "Thats still quite a bit," Tom groused.
    Growing disgusted, the clerk brought out a tiny $15 bottle.
    Tom grew agitated, "What I mean," he said, "is I'd like to see something real cheap."

    So the clerk handed him a mirror!