One day, a New York City resident found himself stuck in a massive traffic jam. He had been there for an hour when a policeman approached his car. The conversation went like this: Driver: "What is the problem, officer?" Cop: "Hillary Clinton got out of her car and is sitting in the middle of the street, saying that if the US won't pass some gun laws just like the English have, she is going to pour gasoline on herself, light it, and set herself on fire. So, we are taking up a collection to help her out." Driver: "How much have people donated so far?" Cop: "About five gallons."