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A christmas greeting - one for Democrats and one for Republicans - LOL

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by xd>glock2me, Dec 22, 2006.

  1. xd>glock2me

    xd>glock2me Republican

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    Jan 5, 2005
    For My Democrat Friends:

    "Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated re cognition of the generally accepted calendar year 2007, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. This is not to imply that America is greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere...... and without regard to race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishes. By accepting my greeting you are accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for herself or himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher."

    For My Republican Friends:
    MERRY CHRISTMAS and have a HAPPY NEW YEAR !!!!.....;)