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A Child's Perspective

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by scooterbear, Jun 13, 2003.

  1. scooterbear

    scooterbear

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    Love and Marriage: A Child's Perspective

    You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if
    you like sports, she should like it that you like sports,
    and she should keep the chips and dip coming. Alan, age 10

    No person really decides before they grow up who they're going
    to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out
    later who you're stuck with. Kirsten, age 10

    WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
    Twenty-three is the best age because you know the
    person FOREVER by then. Camille, age 10

    No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get
    married. Freddie, age 6 (Very wise for his age)

    HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
    You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be
    yelling at the same kids. Derrick, age 8

    WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
    Both don't want any more kids. Lori, age 8

    WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
    Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get
    to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you
    listen long enough. Lynnette, age 8 (Isn't she a treasure)

    On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that
    usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
    Martin, age 10

    WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?
    I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all
    the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the
    dead columns. Craig, age 9

    WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
    When they're rich. Pam, age 7

    The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to
    mess with that. Curt, age 7

    The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should
    marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.
    Howard, age 8

    HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?
    There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?
    Kelvin, age 8

    "And the #1 Favorite is........"

    HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
    Tell your wife that she looks pretty even if she looks like
    a truck. Ricky, age 10
     
  2. Steve Koski

    Steve Koski Got Insurance? Millennium Member

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    A truck!!!! That is the best one!
     

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    I think trucks are purdy.

    Is looking like a truck a bad thing?
     
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    Steve Koski Got Insurance? Millennium Member

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    Only if you've got the grill imprint on your face.