A Brit, Osama Bin Laden and Uncle Sam are out walking together...

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    Three guys, a Brit, Osama bin Laden and Uncle Sam are out walking together
    >one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.
    >
    >"I will give each of you one wish, that's three wishes total," says the
    >Genie.
    >
    >The Brit says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will also
    >farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Britain."
    >
    >With a blink of the Genie's eye, 'POOF' the land in Britain was forever
    >made fertile for farming .
    >
    >Osama bin Laden was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around Afghanistan,
    >so that no infidels, Jews or Americans can come into our precious state."
    >
    >Again, with a blink of the Genie's eye, 'POOF' there was a huge wall around
    >Afghanistan.
    >
    >Uncle Sam (a former civil engineer) asks, "I'm very curious. Please tell me
    >more about this wall."
    >
    >The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 15,000 feet high, 500 feet thick and
    >completely surrounds the country; nothing can get in or out - virtually
    >imprenetrable."
    >
    >Uncle Sam says, "Fill it with water."