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A blonde buys a handgun

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by WilliePete, Sep 19, 2002.

  1. WilliePete

    WilliePete

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    A blonde buys a handgun at a local pawn shop because she thinks her husband is cheating on her. When she gets home, she finds her husband in bed with a another woman. The blonde grabs the gun out of her purse, loads it and points it at her own head.

    Her husband seeing this starts screaming at her not to shoot.

    The blonde replies, "Shut up stupid! You're next!"
     
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    AC37 SystemicAnomaly

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    Hey, I'm blonde....And I'm very offended by this joke! No, not really! ;f ;f
     
  5. ChuteTheMall

    ChuteTheMall Wallbuilder and Weapon Bearer

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    Not really offended, or not really blond?
     
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    Thats to funny;N ;Y ;I ;i ;i ;i ;i ;i
     
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    Eddie C. Administrator Moderator CLM

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    Good one WilliePete;f ;a ;f
     
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    Next up, the blonde that like s to play russian roulette with her new Glock 22!!!!!!!

    ;N
     
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    This Blonde KNOWS how to shoot and who to shoot FIRST! LOL

    Jessica ;f