A blonde bought a new Lexus***************

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    lethal tupperwa

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    A blonde bought a new Lexus, and returned the
    next day, complaining that the radio didn't work.

    The salesman explained that the radio was voice
    activated. "Watch this!" he said..."Nelson!"

    The radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?"
    "Willie!" he continued....and "On The Road Again"
    came from the speakers.

    She drove away happy, and for the next few days,
    every time she'd say, "Beethoven", she'd get
    beautiful classical music, and if she said, "Beatles!"
    she'd get one of theirs.

    One day, another driver ran a red light and nearly
    creamed her new car, but she swerved in time to
    avoid him.

    "*******!" she yelled..... The French National
    Anthem began to play.