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A biker stops .......

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Nowhere Man, Oct 29, 2005.

  1. Nowhere Man

    Nowhere Man

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    May 22, 2003
    North Port, FL
    A biker stops by the local Harley Shop to have his bike fixed.
    They couldn't do it while he waited, so he said he didn't live far and would just walk home.
    On the way home he stopped at the hardware store
    and bought a bucket and an anvil. He stopped by the feed store/livestock dealer and picked up a couple of chickens
    and a goose. However, struggling outside the store he now
    had a problem: how to carry all of his purchases home.
    While he is scratching his head he was approached by a little old lady who told him she was lost. She asked, "Can you tell
    me how to get to 1603 Mockingbird Lane?"
    The biker said, "Well, as a matter of fact, I live at 1616 Mockingbird Lane. I would walk you home but I can't carry all
    The old lady suggested, "Why don't you put the
    anvil in the bucket, carry the bucket in one hand, put a chicken under each arm and carry the goose in your other hand?"
    "Why thank you very much," he said and proceeded to walk the old girl home.
    On the way he says "Let's take my short cut and go down this alley. We'll be there in no time."
    The little old lady looked him over cautiously,
    then said, "I am a lonely widow without a husband to
    defend me. How do I know that when we get in the alley you won't hold me up against the wall, pull up my skirt, and ravish me?"
    The biker said, "Holy smokes lady! I am carrying
    a bucket, an anvil, two chickens, and a goose. How in the world could I possibly hold you up against the wall and do that?"
    The lady replied, "Set the goose down, cover him
    with the bucket, put the anvil on top of the bucket, and I'll hold the chickens."
  2. GotGlock1917

    GotGlock1917 Lifetime Member

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  3. SCmasterblaster

    SCmasterblaster G17 carrier since 1989 Millennium Member

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    Hartford, Vermont