Two Iraqis were about to take their oath of citizenship in the USA. They argue about who will become the best American. They decide to meet again in 6 months and compare their progress. 6 Months Later: First former Iraqi: "I am a great American. My son plays baseball, I ate breakfast at McDonalds, and I'm on my way to buy Budweiser at 7-11." Second former Iraqi: "Shut the **** up, towel head!"