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A Better American

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Steve Koski, Oct 30, 2003.

  1. Steve Koski

    Steve Koski Got Insurance? Millennium Member

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    Two Iraqis were about to take their oath of citizenship in the USA. They argue about who will become the best American. They decide to meet again in 6 months and compare their progress.

    6 Months Later:

    First former Iraqi: "I am a great American. My son plays baseball, I ate breakfast at McDonalds, and I'm on my way to buy Budweiser at 7-11."

    Second former Iraqi: "Shut the **** up, towel head!"