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A bear in a bar

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Nowhere Man, Oct 26, 2006.

  1. Nowhere Man

    Nowhere Man

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    A bear walks into a bar in Billings , Montana and sits down. He bangs on
    > the bar with his paw and demands a beer.
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    > The bartender approaches and says, "We don't serve beer to bears in bars in
    > Billings ."
    >
    > The bear, becoming angry, demands again that he be served a beer.
    >
    > The bartender tells him again, more forcefully, "We don't serve beer to
    > belligerent bears in bars in Billings "
    >
    > The bear, very angry now, says, "If you don't serve me a beer, I'm going to eat
    > that lady sitting at the end of the bar"
    >
    > The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to belligerent, bully bears in
    > bars in Billings "
    >
    > The bear goes to the end of the bar, and, as promised,eats the woman. He comes
    > back to his seat and again demands a beer.
    >
    > The bartender states, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to belligerent, bully bears in
    > bars in Billings who are on drugs."
    >
    > The bear says, "I'm NOT on drugs."

    > The bartender says, "You are now. That was a
    > bar*****youate