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a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Mrs Glockrunner, Apr 17, 2012.

  1. Mrs Glockrunner

    Mrs Glockrunner

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    After being married for thirty years, a wife
    asked her husband to describe her.

    He looked at her for a while ... then said,
    "You're A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K."

    She asks ... "What does that mean?"

    He said, "Adorable, Beautiful, Cute,
    Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous, Hot.

    She smiled happily and said ... "Oh, that's
    so lovely ... What about I, J, K?"

    He said, "I'm Just Kidding!"

    The swelling in his eye is going down and the
    doctor is fairly certain about saving his testicles.
     
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