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A 70 Year Old Woman

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Bannack, Jun 10, 2003.

  1. Bannack

    Bannack

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    A 70 YEAR OLD WOMAN WENT TO THE DOCTOR FOR A CHECK UP. THE DOCTOR
    TOLD HER SHE NEEDED MORE CARDIOVASCULAR ACTIVITY AND RECOMMENDED THAT SHE ENGAGE IN SEXUAL ACTIVITY THREE TIMES A WEEK. A BIT EMBARRASSED, SHE SAID TO THE DOCTOR,"PLEASE TELL MY HUSBAND."

    THE DOCTOR WENT OUT INTO THE WAITING ROOM AND TOLD THE HUSBAND THAT
    HIS WIFE NEEDED SEX THREE TIMES A WEEK.
    THE 75 YEAR OLD HUSBAND REPLIED,"WHICH DAYS?"
    THE DOCTOR ANSWERED, "MONDAY, WEDNESDAY AND FRIDAY WOULD BE IDEAL."
    THE HUSBAND SAID, "I CAN BRING HER MONDAY AND WEDNESDAY, BUT ON
    FRIDAYS SHE'LL HAVE TO TAKE THE BUS.
     
  2. pistolwhipped

    pistolwhipped ***FUBAR***

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  3. Longbow

    Longbow Millennium Member

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  4. igrp

    igrp ut supra

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    Hehe. ;a ;a