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a 10 inch Bic

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Nowhere Man, Jan 13, 2006.

  1. Nowhere Man

    Nowhere Man

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    May 22, 2003
    North Port, FL
    Ole and Sven were fishing one day when Sven pulled out a cigar.
    Finding he had no matches, he asked Ole for a light.

    "Ya, shure, I tink I haff a lighter," he replied. Then reaching into his
    tackle box, he pulled out a Bic lighter 10 inches long.

    Yiminy Cricket!" exclaimed Sven, taking the huge Bic lighter in his hands.
    "Vhere do yew git dat munster??"

    "Vell", replied Ole, "I got it from me Genie.

    "You haff a genie in yor tackle box?" Sven asked.

    Ya, shure. It's right here in my tackle box," says Ole.

    "Could I see him?"

    So Ole opens his tackle box and sure enough, out pops the genie.

    Addressing the genie, Sven says, "Hey dere! I'm a good friend of your
    master. Vill you grant me vun vish?"

    "Yes, I will," says the genie.

    So Sven asks the genie for a million bucks. The genie disappears back
    into the tackle box leaving Sven sitting there, waiting for his million
    Shortly, the sky darkens and is filled with the sound of a million
    ducks...flying overhead.

    Over the roar of the million ducks Sven yells at Ole. "Yumpin' Yimmny, I
    asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks!"

    Ole answers, "Ya, I forget to tell yew dat da genie is hard of hearing.
    Do yew really tink I asked for a 10 inch Bic?