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_Van Aerial Disease

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jun 18, 2003.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    This is a shocker - but funny!

    A young couple were making passionate love in the guy's van, you
    know, shag carpets, big double mattress in the back... all
    that, when suddenly the girl, being a bit on the kinky side, yells
    out "Oh big boy, whip me, whip me!" The guy, not wanting to pass up
    this unique opportunity, obviously did not have any whips to hand,
    but in a flash of inspiration, he opens the window, snaps the antenna
    off his van and proceeds to whip the girl until they both collapse in sado-masochistic ecstasy.
    About a week later, the girl notices that the marks left by the
    whipping session are starting to fester a bit so she goes to
    the doctor. The doctor takes one look at the wounds and asks "Did
    you get these marks having sex ?" The girl is a little embarrassed but admits that, yes, she did. Nodding his head knowingly the doctor exclaims, "I thought so, because in all my years of doctoring you've got the worst case of van aerial disease that I've ever seen."
     
  2. Glockrunner

    Glockrunner HOOYA DEEPSEA

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    Ooooh, that's bad.... Groan.....

    ;Q :)
     

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  4. Jack T.

    Jack T.

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    Out here in Oklahoma we have a lot of toll roads. Guy is flying down the turnpike one day and runs smack into a tollbooth. Shatters it to bits. Hour or so later, a lady pulls into one of the remaining boots to pay her toll and notices some guys picking up all the pieces of the busted booth and putting them back together. They are smearing some blue stuff on it and sticking the parts back on. Fascinated, she pulls over and watches them till they finish. She then goes over to the foreman and asks what the blue stuff was. Forman says, "Oh, that's tool gate booth paste"
     
  5. mcknife

    mcknife Millennium Member

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    The pain of them all.;m

    ;f