_Monument Committee

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  1. okie

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    We have the distinguished honor of being on the committee
    to raise five million dollars for a monument of Bill Clinton. We
    originally wanted to put him on Mt. Rushmore until we discovered
    there wasn't enough room for two more faces.

    We then decided to erect a statue in Washington, DC Hall of
    Fame. We were in a quandary as to where the statue should
    be placed. It was not proper to place it beside the statue of
    George Washington, who never told a lie, or beside Jesse
    Jackson, who never told the truth, since Clinton could
    never tell the difference.

    We finally decided to place it beside Christopher Columbus,
    the greatest Democrat of them all. He left not knowing where
    he was going, when he got there he did not know where he was,
    he returned not knowing where he had been, and did it all on
    someone else's money.

    If you are one of the fortunate people who have anything left
    after taxes, we expect a generous contribution to this worthwhile
    project.

    Thank you,

    Bill Clinton Monument Committee

    PS: The committee has raised $1.35 so far