_Grocery Shopping

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, May 7, 2003.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Oct 28, 2001
    Muskogee Ok.
    There was this Asian lady married to an English gentleman and they
    lived in London. The poor lady was not very proficient in English, but
    managed to communicate with her husband. The real problem arose
    whenever she had to shop for groceries.

    One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy chicken legs. She
    didn't know how to put forward her request, and in desperation, lifted
    up her skirt to show her thighs. The butcher got the message and the
    lady went home with chicken legs.

    The next day, she needed to get chicken breasts. Again, she didn't
    know how say it, and so she unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher
    her breast. The lady got what she wanted.

    The 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages. Unable to find a
    way to communicate this, she brought her husband to the store...

    What were you thinking?

    Hellooooooo, her husband speaks English!!!!! Now get back to work!