Two friends lived in Saskatoon, Saskatchewan, Canada. They were sick of winter, so they went to a travel agent and booked a trip to Australia. When the two friends got off the plane - still wearing their down jackets, wool hats and snow boots - they wandered into a pub and sat down. The locals wondered about these strangers, so one of the Aussies walked over to the visitors and said, "G'day, mates. Where're you from?" "Saskatoon, Saskatchewan," one of the Canadians replied. "Oh," said the Aussie, returning to his table. "So where are they from?" the other locals asked. "Don't know," replied the Aussie. "They don't speak English."