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911 call

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Nov 12, 2002.

  1. okie

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    The agitated woman had rung 911. "Police, fire or ambulance?"asked the operator.

    "I want a vet!" demanded the panic stricken woman.

    "A vet?" said the emergency service operator in
    surprise. "What for?"

    "To open my bulldog's jaws."

    "But why did you ring 911 ?"

    "There's a burglar in them."