911 CALL IN NEW ORLEANS (caller to 911) 'My friend Tyrone just got shot and he unconscious! We needs an ambulance!' (operator) 'Ok sir, just calm down now and we'll have an ambulance on the way. What is the address?' (caller) 'We be at 456 Tchoupitoulas Street!' (operator) 'Could you spell that for me sir?' (caller) ... long pause ... 'Uh, how about if I drags him over to Camp Street and you picks him up over there?'