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9 things that piss you off

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by hk40lbuddies, Aug 13, 2002.

  1. hk40lbuddies

    hk40lbuddies

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    NINE THINGS THAT PISS YOU OFF
    1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know
    where my watch is buddy, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my
    crotch when I ask where the bathroom is?
    2. The Pillsbury doughboy is way too happy considering he has no dick.
    3. People who are willing to get off their a** to search the entire
    room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and
    change the channel manually.
    4. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it
    too."
    What good is a friggin cake if you can't eat it?
    5. When people say "It's always in the last place you look". Of
    course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've
    found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?
    6. When people say, while watching a movie "Did you see that?" No
    I paid $7.50 to come to the theatre and stare at the friggin
    ceiling up there.
    7. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".....Didn't really give
    me a choice, did ya there buddy?
    8. When something is "new and improved", which is it? If it's new,
    then there has never been anything before it. If it's an
    improvement, then it must not be the first one!!
    9. When a cop pulls you over and then asks if you know how fast you
    were going? You should know your the one that pulled me over!
     
  2. Evlglockr

    Evlglockr Honor&Courage

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  3. Mr. Slithers

    Mr. Slithers M.F.I.C.

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    about #9, I did that once, and it cost me 3 points and $65 in fines and another $25 in court costs.

    by the way, never call a Virginia State Police Officer a cop, they don't like it.
     
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    Deathwind

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    9. The fact that I'm only supposed to list 9 things
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    Dogman Getting Senior

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    I'd tell you one, but I love him now.;3
     
  7. larry_minn

    larry_minn Silver Member Millennium Member

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    3. People who are willing to get off their a** to search the entire
    room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and
    change the channel manually.
    Well I do #3 with a twist. I will walk all over to find cordless phone rather then use the wired one. Upstairs/downstairs/outside.
     
  8. MarkP

    MarkP

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    When a cop pulls you over and asks 'do you know why I stopped you?'

    the appropriate reply is " no - do you? "
     
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    cmoth

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    9. Pre-approved credit "applications". If it's pre-approved why am I applying?
    8. Swim-diapers. They should be called "sink-diapers". Don't believe the ads, they don't help my kid swim at all.
    7. The cookie jars that insult your weight. Like a smart@$$ed ceramic jar is going to stop me from eating a cookie.
    6. (cmoth's wife here) When husbands give you the "day off." I do more work recovering my house from my "day off" than if I had just stayed home!;)
    5. Ungrateful women who don't at least give me brownie points for trying.
    4. Debt collectors with no sense of humor.
    3. Wives with no sense of humor.
    2. Mistresses with no sense of humor.
    1. Abusive wives who read over my shoulder. (Damn that hurts).