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Discussion in 'Test-Posts Here' started by Free Radical, Nov 8, 2006.

  1. Free Radical

    Free Radical Miembro Antiguo CLM

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    Tiloke Ummmm, Nope.

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    This guy was lonely, so he decided life would be more fun if he had a pet.
    So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an unusual pet.
    After some discussion, he finally bought a centipede (100-legged bug), which came in a little white box for his house.

    He took the box back home, found a good location for it, and decided he would start off by taking his new pet to the bar to have a drink.

    So he asked the centipede in the box, "Would you like to go to Frank's with me and have a beer?" But there was no answer from his new pet.
    This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes and then asked him again, "How about going to the bar and having a drink with me?"

    But again, there was no answer from his new friend and pet. So he waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation.
    He decided to ask him one more time, this time putting his face up against the centipede's box and shouting,
    "Hey, in there! Would you like to go to Frank's place and have a drink with me?

    A little voice came out of the box, "I heard you the first time! I'm putting on my goddamed shoes!"
     
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    GlockTrog The D-BRO

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    That joke is lame. I'd tell a good one but all my jokes are worse than that one.:)
     
  8. Free Radical

    Free Radical Miembro Antiguo CLM

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    That's why it is just a test post. Didn't make the cut. :supergrin:
     
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    I laughed. :supergrin:

    A skeleton walks into a bar and asks for a pitcher of beer and a mop.

    :wavey:
     
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    Frankly, I'm a little surprised that anyone visits here. There are far better forums. :supergrin:
     
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    GlockTrog The D-BRO

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    with jokes like these, i agree
     
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    Arkroyal Sailing on.

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    But Dude, it's so free, no guidelines, no guilt. no excrement!:thumbsup:
     
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    How many Aggies does it take to screw in a light bulb?





































    Five....one to hold the light bulb and four to turn the ladder:tongueout:
     
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    I visit all the time. ;)
     
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    Hi C-mama. I should have known, you being the mod and all.
    Tell ya what, I'll drop in here occasionally when I have a bad joke like the one above. The place could use a little life....and Scott hasn't given me a rimshot in a while either.

    :animlol:
     
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    This is the best test thread ever !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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