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$500.00

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by WilliePete, Aug 5, 2002.

  1. WilliePete

    WilliePete

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    A woman is just getting out of the shower when the
    doorbell rings. Her husband, heading to the shower
    himself, asks her to see who's at the door, so she
    wraps herself up in a towel and runs downstairs.

    When she opens the door, there stands her
    next-door neighbor, Rob. Before she can say a word,
    Rob says, "I'll give you $500 to drop that towel you have on."
    After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her
    towel and stands naked in front of him. He looks
    for a few seconds, hands her $500, and leaves.

    Excited about her earnings, the woman puts the towel
    back on and runs upstairs. Her husband yells out
    from the shower, "Who was that?"
    "It was Rob from next door," she replies.
    "Great," the husband says.
    "Did he say anything about the $500 dollars he owes me?"
     
  2. ubimow

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  3. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Thats too funny;G ;i
     
  4. Alex_Knight

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  5. igrp

    igrp ut supra

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    Hehe. LMAO. :) ;f