50/50

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Apr 9, 2007.

  1. okie

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    Q. How do men define a 50-50 relationship?
    A. We cook/they eat; we clean/they dirty; we iron/they wrinkle.
     
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    Beggin' yer pardon, sir, but haven't you got that a bit backwards??? :shocked:
     

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    I think thta was written from a womans perspective :supergrin:
     
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    Ah, well, and that's a relief now y'know. Fer a minute there I was worried that somehow the holy institution of matrimony had been corrupted beyond all recognition. :rofl:

    While we're at it, do y'know how a woman defines a 50/50 relationship?

    50% of what's his is mine and 50% of what's left is mine, too! :animlol:
     
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    Big AMEN to that!