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5 dollars

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Aug 14, 2005.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Oct 28, 2001
    Muskogee Ok.
    A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard. The little
    boy finds an earthworm trying to get back into its hole. He says, "Grandpa,
    I bet I can put that worm back in that hole."

    The grandfather replies, "I'll bet you five dollars you can't. It's too
    wiggly and limp to put back in that little hole."

    The little boy runs into the house and comes back out with a can of hair
    spray. He sprays the worm until it is straight and stiff as a board. Then
    he puts the worm back into the hole.

    The grandfather hands the little boy five dollars, grabs the hair spray, and
    runs into the house. Thirty minutes later the grandfather comes back out and
    hands the little boy another five dollars.

    The little boy says, "Grandpa, you already gave me five dollars."

    The grandfather replies, "I know. That's from your grandma."