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  1. okie

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    Joe the lawyer died suddenly, at the age of 45. He got to the gates
    of Heaven, and the angel standing there said, "We've been waiting a
    long time for you."
    "What do you mean," he replied, "I'm only 45, in the prime of my life.
    Why did I have to die now?"
    "45? You're not 45, you're 82," replied the angel.
    "Wait a minute. If you think I'm 82 then you have the wrong guy.
    I'm only 45. I can show you my birth certificate."
    "Hold on. Let me go check," said the angel and disspeared inside. After
    a few minutes the angel returned. "Sorry, but by our records you are 82.
    I checked all the hours you have billed your clients, and you have to be 82..."