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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Oct 20, 2004.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    New Retirement Plan!


    If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.
    With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original $1000.00.
    With Worldcom, you would have less than $5.00 left.
    But if you had purchased $1000.00 of Coors (the beer, not the stock) one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum cycling price, you would have $214.00.
    Based on the above, current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.
    It's called the 401-Keg Plan
     
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