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4 presidents go to see the "Wizard"

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by rfb45colt, Jul 14, 2006.

  1. rfb45colt

    rfb45colt safe-cracker

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    Four United States Presidents get caught up in a tornado ..and off they are whirled to the Land of OZ.

    Following Dorothy's lead, they go to the Emerald City to see The Wizard, so as to get back home.

    They go before the Wizard in the Great Hall of OZ, and the Great and Powerful OZ says: "What brings the 4 of you before the Great and Powerful Wizard of Oz?"

    Jimmy Carter stepped forward timidly and said:
    "I've come for some courage."

    "No Problem! said the Wizard. Who's next?"

    Richard Nixon stepped forward,
    "Well, I think I need a heart."

    "Done!" says the Wizard.
    "Who comes next before the Great and Powerful Oz?"

    Up stepped Dubya and said,
    "I'm told by the American people that I need a brain."

    "No problem! said the Wizard.
    Consider it done."

    Then there is a great silence in the hall.
    Bill Clinton is just standing there, looking around, but he doesnt say a word.
    Irritated, the Wizard finally asks, "Well.... what do you want?"

    "IS DOROTHY HERE?"
     
  2. Arc Angel

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  3. milkdud

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    Bill likes those ruby slippers, and besides he'd already been with the Wicked Witch (you know who!);)