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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Mar 15, 2006.

  1. okie

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    Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital waiting room, while their wives were in labour.

    The nurse tells the first man, "Congratulations! You're the father of twins!"

    "What a coincidence! I work for the Minnesota Twins baseball team!"

    The nurse returns and tells the second man, "You are the father of triplets!"

    "Wow, what a coincidence! I work for 3M Corporation!"

    When the nurse tells the third man that his wife has given birth to quadruplets.

    "Another coincidence! I work for Four Seasons Hotel!"

    At this point, the fourth guy faints. When he comes to, the others ask what's wrong.

    "What's wrong?! I work for Seven-Up!"