$30,000

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  1. Idontplaynice

    Idontplaynice

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    That's all the money I have in the world. I'm not working. This is money my girlfriend gave me. So, my assets consist of that sum, and the guns that I own, as well as the computers and other stuff that I have.

    I don't have a job.
    I don't have a mortgage.
    I do have a car payment and the balance is $4,000+/-
    I don't have kids, ex-wives, or any other people I'm responsible for.
    I don't have any debt.

    So, if you were in my shoes, what would you do?
     
  2. gooffeyguy

    gooffeyguy In the STL

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    Hookers and blow

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  3. KBKEITH

    KBKEITH Problem Solver Platinum Member

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    The obvious choice. Hookers and blow.
     
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    Start a business.
     
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    Do you have health insurance?
     
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    Grow the hell up and stop being a bum.
     
  8. Idontplaynice

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    No
     
  9. Idontplaynice

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    What kind?

    I'm thinking a vending machine route.
     
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  12. Idontplaynice

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    I'm not.
     
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    KBKEITH Problem Solver Platinum Member

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    This.
     
  14. r3dot

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    I'd sell the remainder of my stuff and move to a tropical island. Get a job on a sail boat or some tourist crap.

    No joke.
     
  15. Bruce M

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    As soon as I read the first couple sentences to me it became evident there really is only two choices for this - as suggested, hookers and blow, or get one's butt to work. Perhaps flip a coin to decide?
     
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    If I do that, I can probably scrounge up a total of $50K.

    I bought several Macbook Pros, and various other high-end laptops and computers; aside from the guns.
     
  17. Lt. Donn

    Lt. Donn PSO Survivor. currently in NW Georgia

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    If he liquidates all he owns and adds to the 30k, he could probably do it...Honduras, Mexico, etc....could work...
     
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    If you go the hookers and blow route, you might not like where it takes you...........
     
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    You mean, it'd take me to Vegas?
     
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