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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Oct 4, 2002.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    A man was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail when an
    exceptionally gorgeous & sexy young woman entered. She was so striking
    that the man could not take his eyes away from her. The young woman
    noticed his overly-attentive stare & walked directly towards him. Before
    he could offer his apologies for being so rude, the young woman said to
    him, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no
    matter how kinky, for $100 on one condition." Flabbergasted, the man
    asked what the condition was. The young woman replied, "You have to tell
    me what you want me to do in just three words." The man considered her
    proposition for a moment, withdrew his wallet from his pocket & slowly
    counted out five $20 bills, which he pressed into the young woman's
    hand.
    He looked into her eyes & slowly, meaningfully said, "Paint my house!"
     
  2. potshot

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    He looked into her eyes & slowly, meaningfully said, "Paint my house!" [/B][/QUOTE]

    and okie would say "Clean my truck";f ;f ;f
     

  3. MarksGlock22

    MarksGlock22 The Punisher

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  4. Eddie C.

    Eddie C. Administrator Moderator CLM

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    That's the last thing I thought I was gonna hear guys. Terrific!;f ;a ;f