3 wishes

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Apr 24, 2006.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Oct 28, 2001
    Muskogee Ok.
    An old lady sits on her front porch, rocking away the last days of her long life, when all of a sudden, a fairy godmother appears and informs her that she will be granted three wishes.

    "Well, now," says the old lady, "I guess I would like to be really rich."

    *** POOF *** Her rocking chair turns to solid gold.

    "And, gee, I guess I wouldn't mind being a young, beautiful princess."

    *** POOF *** She turns into a beautiful young woman.

    "Your third wish?" asks the fairy godmother. Just then the old woman's cat wanders across the porch in front of them. "Ooh - can you change him into a handsome prince?" she asks.

    *** POOF ***

    There before her stands a young man more handsome than anyone could possibly imagine. She stares at him, smitten. With a smile that makes her knees weak, he saunters across the porch and whispers in her ear, "Bet you're sorry you had me neutered."