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3 Texas Surgeons

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Fraser, Apr 9, 2004.

  1. Fraser

    Fraser Millennium Member

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    Three Texas surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed.

    One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Texas. A concert pianist lost 7 fingers in an accident, I reattached them, and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England."

    One of the others said, "That's nothing. A young man lost both arms and legs in an accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a gold medal in field events in the Olympics."

    The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a cowboy who was high on cocaine and alcohol rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the horse's *** and a cowboy hat. Now he's president of the United States."
     
  2. TEAK

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  3. WolfmanGK

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    You give the effeminate closet case a bad name!