Ok, don´t know if u heard this one before..... 3 men where sitting at a table, talking about their familys. The first one was a Brazilian, and he said: -"At home, i have 10 kids! I could get one more, and i would have a Soccer team! We could win the world Cup!". The second guy, a Swede, said: -"Well, thats great, but at my home, i have 34 kids! Its almost a Hockey team! We could win the Olympics u know!". The Swede and the Brazilian then stared at the third guy, A Saudi-arabian shejk. The Shejk looked at them, smiled and said: -"Well.... I have 17 wives. I could get one more, and then i would have a Golf Course."