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3 Men and a River

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Eddie C., Mar 1, 2003.

  1. Eddie C.

    Eddie C. Administrator Moderator CLM

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    Here's another one from that old girlfriend of mine. (Still throwning shots I think):

    Three men walking through the woods get lost and
    find themselves at a raging river. As night begins
    to fall the men turn to prayer.

    1st man: Dear God, please help me to cross this river.

    *Poof*

    A rubber raft appears and the man paddles and fights
    his way across taking five hours.



    2nd man: Dear God, please help me to quickly cross
    this river.

    *Poof*

    A wooden boat appears and he rows across to the other
    side of the river taking three hours.



    3rd man: Dear God, please give me the presence of
    mind, and the courage and ability to make it across
    the river.

    *Poof*

    The man changes into a woman, she reads the map,
    and walks over the bridge in 3 minutes.