Here's another one from that old girlfriend of mine. (Still throwning shots I think): Three men walking through the woods get lost and find themselves at a raging river. As night begins to fall the men turn to prayer. 1st man: Dear God, please help me to cross this river. *Poof* A rubber raft appears and the man paddles and fights his way across taking five hours. 2nd man: Dear God, please help me to quickly cross this river. *Poof* A wooden boat appears and he rows across to the other side of the river taking three hours. 3rd man: Dear God, please give me the presence of mind, and the courage and ability to make it across the river. *Poof* The man changes into a woman, she reads the map, and walks over the bridge in 3 minutes.