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3 couples trying to get into Heaven

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by southernshooter, May 22, 2003.

  1. southernshooter

    southernshooter

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    Saint Peter looks the first guy up in his book and says "No, you can't get into heaven, all your life you have been an alcoholic, in fact you have a wife named Brandy. The second guy steps up to be checked and Saint Peter says "No, you can't can't get into Heaven, all your life you have been a money grabber and never cared about anything else", in fact you have a wife named Penny. The third guy looks at his wife and says theres no need for us to even go up there Fanny.
     
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    ;i Good one Double S!
     
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    Lewis Grizzard used to tell that one.