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3 Blondes from Texas

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Fraser, Feb 19, 2004.

  1. Fraser

    Fraser Millennium Member

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    These three women go down to Mexico one night, get drunk, and wake up in jail, only to find that they are to be executed in the morning, though none of them can remember what they did the night before.

    The first one, Gail, a Brunette, is strapped in the electric chair, and is asked if she has any last words.

    She says, "I am from the Baylor School of Divinity, and I believe in the Almighty power of God to intervene on the behalf of the innocent." They throw the switch and nothing happens, so they figure God must not want this woman to die, and they let her go.

    The second one, Suzanne, a Redhead, is strapped in and gives her last words, "I am from the Texas Tech University School of Law and I believe in the power of Justice to intervene on the part of the innocent." They throw the switch and again, nothing happens. They figure that the law is on this woman's side, so they let her go.

    The last one, Cindy, a Blonde, is strapped in and says, "Well, I'm a Texas A&M Electrical Engineer, and I'll tell you right now, you ain't gonna electrocute nobody if you don't connect those two wires right over there."
     
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    HEY!! Where are the other two blondes? You promised us THREE blondes!;)
     
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    I love this joke. It's an old "Aggie" joke I heard from my uncle Henry D (an SMU grad) back around 1970.

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