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2arabs and a jew

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Sep 28, 2002.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Two Arabs boarded a shuttle out of Washington for
    New York. One sat in the window seat, the other in the middle seat.

    Just before takoff a fat, little Israeli
    guy got on and took the aisle seat next to the Arabs.

    He kicked off his shoes, wiggled his toes and was settling in when the Arab in the window seat said, "I think I'll go up and get a coke."

    "No problem," said the Israeli. "I'll get it for
    you."

    While he was gone, the Arab picked up the Israeli's shoe and spit in it.

    When the Israeli returned with the coke, the other Arab said, "That looks good. I think
    I'll have one too."

    Again, the Israeli obligingly went to fetch it, and while he is gone the other Arab picked up the other shoe and spit in it.

    The Israeli returned with the coke, and they all sat back and enjoyed the short flight to New
    York.

    As the plane was landing, the Israeli slipped his
    feet into his shoes and knew immediately what had
    happened.

    "How long must this go on?" he asked. "This
    enmity between our peoples....this hatred....this
    animosity....this spitting in shoes and peeing in cokes?"
     
  2. Eddie C.

    Eddie C. Administrator Moderator CLM

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    okie, like fine wine your getting better!
     

  3. ChuteTheMall

    ChuteTheMall Wallbuilder and Weapon Bearer

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    He was going easy on them. He could have put pork juice from the in flight meal in the cokes, and stopped them making it to paradise. Alternatively, he could have just told them he had. That no-pork thing must get to be a problem sometimes.
     
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