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25 cents

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Sep 28, 2006.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game.
    They had great seats right behind their team's bench.
    After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience.

    "Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and
    all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were
    killing each other over 25 cents."

    Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"

    "Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of
    the game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarterback! Get the
    quarterback!' I'm like...Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!!!!
     
  2. aspartz

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    I always thought that was why (insert ethnicity here) people liked football -- They got to yell "Get that QUARTERBACK"
     

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