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2010 Census how-to

Discussion in 'The Okie Corral' started by Surt, Mar 13, 2010.

  1. Surt

    Surt Jötunn-Kin

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    http://www.arthurshall.com/x_2010_census.shtml

    Arthur's Response to the Government Leviathan

    I just received an envelope from the US Census Bureau informing me that the Census will be sent next week. So let me get this straight...you are sending me a letter to tell me that the Census will be here next week? Really? In an era of out of control government spending and suicidal debt levels our government decided that spending at least $100 million dollars to send out these waste-of-time notices was prudent. Just another example of a government that has become a Leviathan, ever growing, ever present and increasingly hostile to the People. I know, I know...the Census is something that is delineated by the Constitution. Its purpose WAS to reapportion Congress and provide the government a road map of present and future revenues. Now its been turned into a "Make sure to respond so your area can get the funding it NEEDS". It is now an excuse for more debt spending, more income redistribution and more government intrusion into your life.

    There are three approaches you can take on the Census. One is to answer the questions honestly. This, to me, is unconscionable. The government is not our friend and they don't need to know a ****ing thing about our living arrangements. **** them. The second approach is to under report or not answer. People who do this are on the right track...this cuts the number of dollars the federal government will be inventing to shove into your neighborhoods and schools. Not answering is respectable for the simple reason that spending five minutes corresponding with an Obongo-led government is six minutes too much. The third approach is one that I am taking, I am going to over-report like a mother****er.

    The Arthur household is going to have 40 retarded, paraplegic refugees from every piece of **** area on the planet. Why? Because I want to **** their numbers up. I don't want the government to have any idea of what is going on in local areas. The Federal Government is now an enemy of the people and as far as I am concerned anything I can do to make them over fund is something I should do. I implore everyone to make up silly numbers. You want to throw those pieces of **** for a loop? Tell them you have 200 kids. If enough people just made up random numbers it would minimize the accuracy of the Census and thus robbing the government of its ability to target certain areas for increased funding (minority laden areas to be sure). If your neighborhood has thousands of refugees from Haiti you KNOW your school district is going to be getting a ton of money from the government. All the money is fake anyway so it may as well come to your neck of the woods.

    My overriding point to this request is that we should not trust the Federal Government for any reason. Giving them an honest representation is an invitation for them to rape you in the face. **** all that. I would love nothing more than the Census Bureau (undoubtedly rife with piece of **** unionized Federal workers) to throw up their hands and say "We cannot accurately model the population". This is just one way for me to send them a message. The message is that I don't like you, don't trust you and want you to be destroyed. Yes...I said that. I love America and what we stood for but this government is not that government. This government is bent on the destruction of the country we grew up in and if you think they won't use the Census to further their redistributive destruction you are naive and foolish. I am glad to throw a wrench in the Obongo America Destroying machine. I sincerely hope that all of you do the same.

    Pass this article along to your friends and family. If enough of us stand up and raise our middle fingers we will make our point.
     
  2. Zak3056

    Zak3056 NRA Life Member

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    [a letter comes in on the mail tube]

    Great gorilla of Manilla! A letter from the Central Bureaucracy.

    [Reads letter]

    "Attention, Hermes Conrad. You are about to receive a letter from the Central Bureaucracy."

    [Another letter comes in]

    Oh, my God! It's from the Central Bureaucracy
     

  3. Dalton Wayne

    Dalton Wayne Epic mustache Millennium Member

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    What if we refuse to fill out anything but name and age.
    Regards
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  4. ClydeG19

    ClydeG19

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    The census as a means of counting people for the purposes of realigning govt representation is a constitutionally mandated authority of the govt. Don't be a tool and willfully @#%$ it up for the rest of us. Just put the number of people living there and send it in.

    The govt's got better things to do than prosecute 1 million households for not filling any more info than the number of people there. They may visit you once or twice, but just shut the door and they'll eventually go away. What will definitely get you on their radar is "to have 40 retarded, paraplegic refugees from every piece of **** area on the planet."
     
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    itisbruno Devious Member CLM

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    does mah dog count?
     
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    Carrys Inquisitive

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    All I've ever filled in on every Census I've received over the years was the number of people living at the residence. "Long" form or "short" form, didn't matter. My name and address was already on the form.

    Never heard a peep from them afterward.

    So far.
     
  8. 88_gurgel

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    Just got my first form. Should I just write down the # of people at this address? It doesn't have my name on it anywhere.
     
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    i'm a dem. the rules don't apply to me.
     
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    I've heard so many people saying so many things, when it seems fairly obvious to me:

    - If you live in a failed blue urban area, shred the thing. They're already dying off, and have gerrymandered districts with fraudulent voters, so might as well help accelerate their loss of reps.

    - If you live in a free state, name and age and that's it. No info whatsoever to identify politically-favored groups. It's harder for the race-hustlers to do their thing with no stats.
     
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    itisbruno Devious Member CLM

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  12. NorthCarolinaLiberty

    NorthCarolinaLiberty MentalDefective

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    Dogs are better than people.
     
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    ok,ok. i'll fill it out but, first you have to kill the health care bill, impeach obama and remove both nancy and harry from office.