"2008 Democratic National Convention Agenda"

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    2008 Democratic National Convention Agenda
    JUST RELEASED

    7:00 pm Opening flag burning

    7:15 pm Pledge of Allegiance to the U.N.

    7:20 pm Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

    7:25 pm Nonreligious prayer and worship with Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton

    7:45 pm Ceremonial tree hugging

    7:55 pm Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

    8:00 pm How I Invented the Internet - Al Gore

    8:15 pm Gay wedding - Barney Frank presiding

    8:35 pm Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

    8:40 pm Our Troops are War Criminals - John Kerry

    9.00 pm Memorial service for Saddam and his sons - Cindy Sheehan and Susan Sarandon

    10:00 pm "Answering Machine Etiquette" - Alec Baldwin

    11:00 pm Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

    11:05 pm Collection for the Osama Bin Laden kidney transplant fund - Barbra Streisand

    11:15 pm Free the Freedom Fighters from Guantanamo Bay - Sean Penn

    11:30 pm Oval Office Affairs - William Jefferson Clinton

    11:45 pm Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

    11:50 pm How George Bush Brought Down the World Trade Towers - Howard Dean

    12:15 am "Truth in Broadcasting Award" - Presented to Dan Rather by Michael Moore

    12:25 am Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

    12:30 am Satellite address by Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

    12:45 am Nomination of Hillary Rodham Clinton by Nancy Pelosi

    1:00 am Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

    1:05 am Coronation of Hillary Rodham Clinton

    1:30 am Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

    1:35 am Bill Clinton has Ted Kennedy drive Hillary home.........

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