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2008, a great year

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by grayelky, Jan 8, 2009.

  1. grayelky


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    Aug 8, 2006
    Metro Atlanta
    Happy New Year 2009

    As I reflect on 2008, I can say we had a great year:

    Blacks are happy; Obama was elected.
    Whites are happy, OJ is in jail.
    Democrats are happy; George Bush is leaving office.
    Republicans are happy: Democrats will finally quit saying George Bush stole the election.

    And all of us are so happy the election is finally over!

    I think 2009 will be even better: Immediately after his inauguration, Obama will balance the budget, revive the economy, solve the real estate problem, solve the auto industry problem, solve our gas/alternative energy problem, stop the fires and mudslides in California, ban hurricanes and tornadoes, stop identity theft, reverse global warming, find Osama, solve the Israeli-Palestinian conflict, get rid of corruption in government and achieve world peace.

    Then on the 7th day, he will rest.

    My best wishes for 2009.............and remember:
    "The government cannot give to anyone anything that it does not first take from someone else."