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200 bucks

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Mar 5, 2008.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Oct 28, 2001
    Muskogee Ok.
    Guy goes over to his friend's house, rings the bell, and the wife answers.

    "Hi, is Tony home?"
    "No, he went to the store."
    "Well, you mind if I wait?"
    "No, come in”.

    They sit down and the friend says, "You know Nora, you have the greatest
    breasts I have ever seen. I'd give you a hundred bucks if I could just see one."

    Nora thinks about this for a second and figures what the hell - a hundred
    bucks. She opens her robe and shows one. He promptly thanks her and throws a
    hundred bucks on the table.

    They sit there a while longer and Chris says, "They are so beautiful I've got
    to see the both of them. I'll give you another hundred bucks if I could just see
    the both of them together."
    Nora thinks about this and thinks what the hell, opens her robe, and gives
    Chris a nice long look. Chris thanks her, throws another hundred bucks on the
    table, and then says he can't wait any longer and leaves.

    A while later Tony arrives home and his wife says, "You know, your weird
    friend Chris came over”.

    Tony thinks about this for a second and says "Well did he drop off the 200
    bucks he owes me?"
  2. eddief4


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    Jun 8, 2006
    Fort Myers, Florida