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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Sep 27, 2002.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    A gay man decides to get a tattoo. On arrival to the tattooist
    he spots a picture of Evander Holyfield.

    "Oh! He's my favorite darling. Can you do him on the cheek
    of my butt?" he asked the tattooist.

    So it was done. On the way out of the store he spotted another
    picture on the wall, this time Mike Tyson. "Oh, good Lord!"
    the queer blurted out. "I just adore Iron Mike! Can you do him
    on my other cheek?"

    So it was done. On returning home, his boyfriend says, "Well,
    drop your trousers, give us a look."

    He dropped his pants and showed his butt.

    His boyfriend gasped and replied, "I think our relationship
    is over! I sure as heck ain't getting in the ring with those
    two."