Final Payment... A businessman on his deathbed called his friend and said, "Bill, I want you to promise me that when I die you will have my remains cremated." "And what," his friend asked, "do you want me to do with your ashes?" The businessman said, "Just put them in an envelope and mail them to the Internal Revenue Service with a note stating: 'Now you have everything.' " What Do You Think?... A woman rushed into the supermarket to pick up a few items. She headed for the express line where the clerk was talking on the phone with his back turned to her. "Excuse me," she said, "I'm in a real hurry. Could you check me out, please?" The clerk turned, looked her up and down, and smiled, "Nice t!!s."