A lady approaches her priest and tells him, "Father, > I have a problem. I have two female parrots, but > they only know how to say one thing." > > "What do they say?" the priest inquired. "They only > know how to say, "Hi, we're hookers. Want to have > some fun?" > > "That's terrible!" the priest exclaimed, "but I have > a solution to your problem. Bring your female parrots > over to my house and I will put them with my two male > talking parrots whom I have taught to pray and read > the bible. My parrots will teach your parrots to stop > saying that terrible phrase and your female parrots > will learn to praise and worship." > > "Thank you!" the woman responded. The next day the > woman brings her female parrots to the priest's house. > His two male parrots are holding rosary beads and > praying in their cage. The lady puts her female parrots > in the cage and they say " Hi we're Hookers. Want to > have some fun?" > > One male parrot looks over to the other male parrot > and says, "Put the beads away, George. Our prayers > have been answered."