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2 Parrots

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Eddie C., Oct 2, 2002.

  1. Eddie C.

    Eddie C. Administrator Moderator CLM

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    A lady approaches her priest and tells him, "Father,
    > I have a problem. I have two female parrots, but
    > they only know how to say one thing."
    >
    > "What do they say?" the priest inquired. "They only
    > know how to say, "Hi, we're hookers. Want to have
    > some fun?"
    >
    > "That's terrible!" the priest exclaimed, "but I have
    > a solution to your problem. Bring your female parrots
    > over to my house and I will put them with my two male
    > talking parrots whom I have taught to pray and read
    > the bible. My parrots will teach your parrots to stop
    > saying that terrible phrase and your female parrots
    > will learn to praise and worship."
    >
    > "Thank you!" the woman responded. The next day the
    > woman brings her female parrots to the priest's house.
    > His two male parrots are holding rosary beads and
    > praying in their cage. The lady puts her female parrots
    > in the cage and they say " Hi we're Hookers. Want to
    > have some fun?"
    >
    > One male parrot looks over to the other male parrot
    > and says, "Put the beads away, George. Our prayers
    > have been answered."
     
  2. kentley

    kentley

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