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2 old ladies

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Oct 17, 2002.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Ethel and Mabel, two elderly widows, were watching the folks go by
    from
    their park bench. Ethel said, "You know, Mabel, I've been reading this 'Sex
    and
    Marriage' book and all they talk about is 'mutual orgasm'.
    'Mutual orgasm' here and 'mutual orgasm' there - that's all they talk
    about. Tell me, Mabel, when your husband was alive, did you two ever have
    mutual orgasm?". Mabel thought for a long while. Finally, she shook her
    head and said, "No, I think we had State Farm.
     
  2. Geldor1

    Geldor1 Nunya

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