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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Dec 27, 2004.

  1. okie

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    Two men, sentenced to die in the electric chair on the same day, were led
    down to the room in which they would meet their maker. The priest had
    given them last rites, the formal speech had been given by the warden, and
    a final prayer had been said among the participants. The Warden, turning
    to the first man, solemnly asked, "Son, do you have a last request?"

    To which the man replied, "Yes sir, I do. I love dance music. Could you
    please play The Macarena for me one last time?"

    "Certainly," replied the warden. He turned to the other man and asked,
    "Well, what about you, son? What is your final request?"

    "Please," said the condemned man, "kill me first."