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2 Lawyers.

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Aug 20, 2003.

  1. okie

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    Two lawyers had been stranded on a deserted island for several months.

    The only other thing on the island was the tall coconut tree, which provided
    them their food. Each day, one of the lawyers climbed to the top of the
    tree, to see if he could see a rescue boat coming.

    One day, the lawyer yelled down from the tree, "Wow! I can't believe my
    eyes! I don't believe this is true!"

    The lawyer on the ground was sceptical and said, "I think you're
    hallucinating and you should come down right now."

    So, the lawyer reluctantly climbed down the tree and told his friend that he
    had just seen a naked blonde woman floating face up headed toward their
    island. The other lawyer started to laugh, thinking his friend had surely
    lost his mind. But, within a few minutes up to the beach floated a naked
    blonde woman, face up, totally unconscious.

    The two lawyers went over to her and one said to the other, "You know, we've been on this island for months now without a woman
    ...It's been a long time ..... do you think we should, you know, screw her?"

    The other lawyer glanced down at the totally naked woman and asked,

    "Out of what?"