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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Feb 25, 2004.

  1. okie

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    Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next to each other
    outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, "What are
    you in here for?" The second kid says, "I'm in here to get my tonsils out
    and I'm a little nervous." The first kid says, "You've got nothing to worry
    about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you
    wake up they give you lots of jelly and ice cream. It's a breeze."

    The second kid then asks, "What are you here for?" The first kid says, "A
    circumcision." And the second kid says, "Whoa, Good luck buddy, I had that
    done when I was born. Couldn't walk for a year."