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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Nov 6, 2003.

  1. okie

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    Max was lying on the sands of Miami Beach when Abe settled in nearby,
    carefully spreading his blanket and oiling up for the day....
    They struck up a conversation, and soon discovered that they had some things in common.....
    "My clothing factory burned to the ground last month," lamented Max...."I got a nice insurance settlement, and I'm trying to relieve the stress before deciding whether to open again!"
    "That's a coincidence," said Abe...."I had a jewelry manufacturing concern....it was completely flooded out a couple of weeks ago...a total loss! I too am relaxing on some of the insurance money...."
    There was a long silence, and Max asked quietly, "Abe.....how do you start a flood?"