2 jews

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Nov 6, 2003.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Oct 28, 2001
    Muskogee Ok.
    Max was lying on the sands of Miami Beach when Abe settled in nearby,
    carefully spreading his blanket and oiling up for the day....
    They struck up a conversation, and soon discovered that they had some things in common.....
    "My clothing factory burned to the ground last month," lamented Max...."I got a nice insurance settlement, and I'm trying to relieve the stress before deciding whether to open again!"
    "That's a coincidence," said Abe...."I had a jewelry manufacturing concern....it was completely flooded out a couple of weeks ago...a total loss! I too am relaxing on some of the insurance money...."
    There was a long silence, and Max asked quietly, "Abe.....how do you start a flood?"